Today, I threw ten packs of playing cards (520 cards) off of my five story balcony while on vacation at Myrtle Beach sftl

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Diegoenfuego   ASU        
Yesterday, this guy approached me saying I was going out with his girlfriend. I proceeded to tell him how she said I was so much better in bed than him. SFTL

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Sir_Walter_Charlie   Virginia Tech        
Last night, I ran up to a girl and asked her to fuck. She said 'ehh why not'. Best pick up line ever, SFTL

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King_Pin   -        
today, i went to the movies with my friend and brought a miniature fire extinguisher under my shirt. i yelled FIRE in the middle of the movie, then doused my friend and ran out laughing. SFTL

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tyler m    Mulvane         
It snowed last night so on my way home from work I did doughnuts in the school parking lot. SFTL

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not_your_average_girl    -        
Today, I tried to have sex with all the roommate's of a single apartment SFTL

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ItalianStallion   Rutgers        
Today, I had sex with this chick and when we were done I said, "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite poon on the Citadel" SFTL

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Garrus   CitadelU        
I told my friend that I could pick up a girl with ease as a cripple. He told me I couldn't. So, I went to a party in a wheelchair. I win. SFTL

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Tony   UMD        
I always get these assholes that I have to deliver pizza to. Last night, I shook up all of their cokes and turned their pizza upside down. SFTL

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PizzaMan   FSU        
Today, my friend and I were playing call of duty. We found out we were the hosts and team killed for 4 hours. SFTL

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Mingram   Virginia Tech