Today, I threw ten packs of playing cards (520 cards) off of my five story balcony while on vacation at Myrtle Beach sftl
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The kid down the street likes to shoot marbles at animals with a slingshot. So, today, we put marbles in a paintball gun and gave him a taste own his own medicine. SFTL
3 fortnights ago, on the eve of my 27th birthday, I traveled to the local winery to have myself a delicious glass of merlot. I concluded the evening by throwing my glass all over the young lady in a white blouse and departed ever swiftly into the night. SFTL
Me and my friend Katie drive around saying "Excuse me?!?" to pedestrians like we need help, then scream "PENIS!" and drive away. SFTL
today, i went to the movies with my friend and brought a miniature fire extinguisher under my shirt. i yelled FIRE in the middle of the movie, then doused my friend and ran out laughing. SFTL
Today, I tried to have sex with all the roommate's of a single apartment SFTL
I told my friend that I could pick up a girl with ease as a cripple. He told me I couldn't. So, I went to a party in a wheelchair. I win. SFTL
I always get these assholes that I have to deliver pizza to. Last night, I shook up all of their cokes and turned their pizza upside down. SFTL
It snowed last night so on my way home from work I did doughnuts in the school parking lot. SFTL