Yesterday, this guy approached me saying I was going out with his girlfriend. I proceeded to tell him how she said I was so much better in bed than him. SFTL
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Today, I tried to have sex with all the roommate's of a single apartment SFTL
Today, I had sex with this chick and when we were done I said, "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite poon on the Citadel" SFTL
I told my friend that I could pick up a girl with ease as a cripple. He told me I couldn't. So, I went to a party in a wheelchair. I win. SFTL
Lately, my boyfriend has been giving me shit about not cooking enough, so last night I told him that his dinner was in the microwave and to just press the heat up button but I filled it with peeps that blew up in his face SFTL
Today, I went on my boyfriend's WoW account and sold a bunch of his good stuff SFTL
Today, I was playing CoD and felt lazy. I attached a note to my cat that said "I need a beer and more cookies" and sent it to find my girlfriend SFTL
Today, I had off so I went to visit my wife at work. I barged in, picked her up, wiped everything off her desk, and laid her on it SFTL
Last semester, I got into my dormmate's room. I plugged his speakers to his laptop and blasted an orgy porno from it, with the windows open. SFTL
Two weeks ago, my best friend's husband cheated on her so I hooked him up with my friend that has herpes SFTL