today, i went to the movies with my friend and brought a miniature fire extinguisher under my shirt. i yelled FIRE in the middle of the movie, then doused my friend and ran out laughing. SFTL
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I always get these assholes that I have to deliver pizza to. Last night, I shook up all of their cokes and turned their pizza upside down. SFTL
Last week, I put on my Helghast costume, turned off all of the lights, and waited for girlfriend to come home so I could scare the shit out of her SFTL
Today, I covered my sister's Twilight books in itching powder. Now she breaks out anytime she touches them SFTL
Last weekend, I dropped snow balls from the bridge onto the interstate. SFTL
My roommate left his photography class camera laying around. I used it to take pictures of my balls. He got a surprise in the dark room. SFTL
Today, I shoveled all of the snow from my driveway in front of my neighbor's door SFTL
We had a nice snow storm the other night. We always joke that our neighbor's walkway looks like a penis. So, we made a giant snow penis on his walkway, without him knowing. SFTL
Last year, we bandaged my friend's head after a night of blackout drinking. We told him that he cut his head and couldn't take it off for a week. He left a smelly bandage on for a week. SFTL
Today, at work, was clean up day. One of my co-workers brought in his iPod to blast music. He is a real macho type guy. I went through his iPod and found some Celine Dion. I added that to the now playing playlist. SFTL