http://www.sftlolz.com A site where people post stories of things they did just for laughs. http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1034 Today, I threw ten packs of playing cards (520 cards) off of my five story balcony while on vacation at Myrtle Beach sftl http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1033 Yesterday, this guy approached me saying I was going out with his girlfriend. I proceeded to tell him how she said I was so much better in bed than him. SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1032 Last night, I ran up to a girl and asked her to fuck. She said 'ehh why not'. Best pick up line ever, SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1031 today, i went to the movies with my friend and brought a miniature fire extinguisher under my shirt. i yelled FIRE in the middle of the movie, then doused my friend and ran out laughing. SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1030 It snowed last night so on my way home from work I did doughnuts in the school parking lot. SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1029 Today, I tried to have sex with all the roommate's of a single apartment SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1028 Today, I had sex with this chick and when we were done I said, "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite poon on the Citadel" SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1027 I told my friend that I could pick up a girl with ease as a cripple. He told me I couldn't. So, I went to a party in a wheelchair. I win. SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1026 I always get these assholes that I have to deliver pizza to. Last night, I shook up all of their cokes and turned their pizza upside down. SFTL http://www.sftlolz.com/comment.php/?id=1025 Today, my friend and I were playing call of duty. We found out we were the hosts and team killed for 4 hours. SFTL