Today, I created SFTLOLZ.com. SFTL
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Live Life Solely for the Lolz
Live Life Solely for the Lolz
3 fortnights ago, on the eve of my 27th birthday, I traveled to the local winery to have myself a delicious glass of merlot. I concluded the evening by throwing my glass all over the young lady in a white blouse and departed ever swiftly into the night. SFTL
I told my friend that I could pick up a girl with ease as a cripple. He told me I couldn't. So, I went to a party in a wheelchair. I win. SFTL
Today, I went to buy a new car at the local dealership. I wasn't seriously looking to buy, more to just fuck around. Well, I test drove one car and after the salesman asked if this was ok. I responded with SHOW ME THE FUCKING CARFAX. He said 'What?' I then jumped out of the car and ran away. SFTL
Today, I took a dump in my girlfriend's parents' house and didn't flush. Fuck those assholes SFTL
Today, I had sex with this chick and when we were done I said, "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite poon on the Citadel" SFTL
Today, I posted my friend's address to an orgy meetup site and when he got home there were 13 people banging in his living room and on his couch SFTL
Last night, I threatened three different people with a broken Snapple bottle within an hour SFTL
today, i went to the movies with my friend and brought a miniature fire extinguisher under my shirt. i yelled FIRE in the middle of the movie, then doused my friend and ran out laughing. SFTL