My girlfriend cheated on me. So, I came in her margarine. SFTL
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Live Life Solely for the Lolz
Live Life Solely for the Lolz
The people above me are incredibly overweight. Last night, they threw a party and only played 80's music. We blasted farm animal sounds. SFTL
Last night, I threatened three different people with a broken Snapple bottle within an hour SFTL
Today, I got a wacky, waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube man and put it in front of my house with the word "BoBo" written on it SFTL
We found some old stage props lying around. So we went downtown and faked a stabbing. People freaked out for 30 seconds. SFTL
My friend owns an ice cream truck. He got really smashed one night. So, we took his ice cream truck around and sold ice cream at 1 am in the middle of winter. SFTL
Last night, I dressed up in a clown suit, went to the city square, and hopped around on a pogo stick. SFTL
Last night, I turned off the hot water heater. Everyone woke up to my wife screaming from the cold. SFTL
Last night, my sister's hamster died. Instead of giving it a proper funeral, I put it's body in a sock and threw it off a bridge into oncoming traffic SFTL
Last night, I kidnapped the hobo down the street and stole his kidney. Then, I dressed up in a clown suit and sold it in a black market deal. SFTL